Can I blame you, please ?

At least, I have never done this before.
Iam mixing my morning cuppa of Joe, stirring in the cream, and the stirrer doesn’t move as easily - hey, what's that in my coffee?
I have a teabag in there!
Where did that get in from?
I look around - my kids aren’t around - so, I cannot blame them for distracting me.
No husband around either - Oh, man can’t blame Dharma either. No colleagues around - now, I don’t even have an excuse.
I try to play back. No avail.
As I gulp (can’t sip that stuff) my mint flavored regular coffee, it strikes me.
I know, I know it is all my doing.
But it's horrible not to have anyone to blame for.
Iam not liking that.